heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum)

ofuckme:

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

yolkpunk:

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter. so many girls are taught that being smart and capable is threatening to boys and will scare them away. please don’t hit these girls with bricks thanks

(Source: isilence)

averypottermormon:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

i bet the response that got the planet its current name was “you can shove that up your ass”

alexsaskarth:

if i die young and people i hate cry and use my death as an attention seeking tool, i want all of you to beat them to death so i may have my reckoning with them in the next life

(Source: middleagedbaby)

frlcker:

do u ever wonder how many people’s dreams you have been in

(Source: studip)

sansgod:

i just heard a water bottle in my room crack… there’s a ghost out here just trying to get hydrated… i can respect that

eridanssecondhalf:

“youre a good drawer”

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intensional:

if i were a car i’d be a

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volkswagen 

(Source: ForGIFs.com)