total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

pressing:

i thought this was another long dumb post but OH MY GOD. just when you’re about to lose hope in humanity, something like that comes up..

(Source: iraffiruse)

dannerzz:

okay josh

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

nudely:

lavendahlia:

cacteui:

unhearten:

lavendahlia:

The perfect sunset to end the day.

oh my god that view

cannot emphasize how perf this is

Oh hey it’s me! Instagram: ayakateal

fave

nudely:

lavendahlia:

cacteui:

unhearten:

lavendahlia:

The perfect sunset to end the day.

oh my god that view

cannot emphasize how perf this is

Oh hey it’s me! Instagram: ayakateal

fave

frickin:

Im a fun person ok but whenever someone cute talks to me i turn into a fucking raisin

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it